snow in the south?

it never ceases to amaze me how freaked out we get every time it snows in the south, run, get the milk and bread, oh, we might not be able to go anywhere, it's gonna snow!!! ahhhh! run for your lives, the white stuff is falling, the white stuff is falling!! it's so sad, they actually showed guys trying to snow board on a soccer field, of course they kept falling because there was more grass than snow, you know a rednecks last words are "hey ya'll watch me do this".